You know how Jimmy Falon has that funny short skit where he writes sarcastic "thank you" notes while listening to sympathetic music.... well here's mine.
Thank you Lani's for being such a beautiful beach with Sea Turtles and waves that everyone tourist on the island has to stop to take pictures with you. Thank you for being located directly off Kam Hwy, that lovely one lane road. Thank you for making your parking lot across the road with no easy access to the beach except to j-walk in front of us. Thank you for making us sit in at least 30 mins of traffic every Sunday on our way home from church... and making us late to movies... and a few time to work. And finally thank you for making me get so angry that I might have yelled something not so nice to one of the many tourists crossing the street in front of us. So I'm saying, thank you Lani's for making me work on my patience day after day after day. :)
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Jen! That is my favorite part of Jimmy Fallon. That was a wonderful thank you note :)
ReplyDeleteHaha... I feel that same thankfulness. That is such a pump fake of a tourist attraction I swear, And I want to add... Thank you Mr. Cop for giving me a J-Walking ticket when I crossed Kam Hwy in Laie, even though you let every tourist do it at Lani's. Thank you :)
ReplyDeleteThanks Bethany! I had to somehow get that off my back, jimmy inspired me :). P.s. when do you get to Hawaii?
ReplyDeleteCarolyn, I can't believe s cop in Hawaii would give a j-walking ticket...dthat's comically sad. Miss you.
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